Will Judge Susan Weaver Force Me to Produce My Dreams and My Poop?

[SPOILER ALERT: She did, after this post was written, but allowed 10 days.]

The most absurd subpoena was issued in Searcy County Arkansas. It requires me to produce “Any and all tangible and/or intangible financial documents and/or other items pertaining to:
a. Laura Lynn (Hammett) and/or any other alias names utilized by Laura Lynn (Hammett)” for the past 12 years.

The demand, a court order, was to produce these items in 3 days. Or else…(I’ve been threatened by the attorney, William Zac White, with contempt and being jailed.)

So, this is not limited to items in my possession. Even so, it is going to be a heck of a task to collect every birthday and Christmas card, receipt, letter, facebook post, email, video I’ve watched, legal document I’ve written (yikes!) toilet paper used, food in my cupboard, “all other tangible items”.

How does one produce their intangible items? Hope, laughter, anxiety, dreams, farts (are they tangible or intangible?), ideas?

I filed two Motions to Quash the Subpoena with Judge Susan Weaver. The three days has come and gone, and the good ol’ judge hasn’t given me a pass.

Could it have something to do with my filing that civil rights lawsuit against her because I allege she and Mr. White conspired and caused the court reporter to report a hearing inaccurately?

Just a guess.

Here is the subpoena: