This is how our tax dollars are spent in Arkansas
General Counsel for UAMS and the Board of Trustees of the University of Arkansas, Sherri Robinson, is paid over $160,000 per year.
Over 70 employees were involved in holding a man against his will for two weeks, drugging him with Fentanyl, benzos, and a slew of unwanted drugs, and tying him to a bed, naked, for days at a time. It was a big mistake, and they finally let him leave, after two weeks, in drastically worse condition than he entered.
A lawsuit was filed against only UAMS at the Arkansas Claims Commission. Denying all fault, UAMS, through Ms. Robinson, asked that a different suit be filed against all defendants who might have insurance.
That suit was filed.
Over two years have passed since the alleged false imprisonment and battery. Tons of paperwork, or should I say terabytes of data has been generated. And still, neither the University of Arkansas nor any of the UAMS medical providers have apologized and no settlement offer has been extended.
Instead, there are two more law firms involved, and the defendants’ plan seems to be to win by overwhelming the victim and his 63-year-old mother with unprofessional lawyering. Here is a motion for an unconstitutional “protective order” – AKA gag order – filed by Sherri Robinson, the plaintiffs’ response and a reply.
Look at the reply. There is not a single cited authority. Now listen to it. Do you hear Sherri’s shrill whine?
University of Arkansas Calls This Blog “Harassing”: Asks court for protection
UALR is making a bid to be able to designate all evidence in a medical battery case against its staff as “confidential.”
Here is our response, exhibits, and the Board of Trustees of the University of Arkansas’s motion and brief.
What we forgot to say to the court is that UAMS wants to keep its staff’s addresses confidential but claims it was perfectly fine to hold a man against his will, and though he had no injury to his torso or appendages, to tie him to a cot with his genitals exposed.
If you can help protect our liberties and open access to court records, please contact me at bohemian_books@yahoo.com. I am finishing my first year of law school and would love to have an attorney’s guidance to work on this case during summer break.
Friday Funday: ABC guide to Lawyering (Life Is A Freeroll Series Book 26)
My son Sean is creative and amusing. He even thought of taking our dry, repetitive court documents and some of my blog posts, and turning them into an entertaining (yet educational) narrative.
This is his first book of purely non-fiction.
Enjoy!
Prestigious Law Firm Tries to Use Old Trick On New Dogs
The folks at Wright, Lindsey, and Jennings LLP were told at least once in the past that requests for admission that address purely legal issues are impermissible.
Hey, if the pro se litigant failed to file his responses in a timely manner, maybe a different judge would make an error and deem the legal conclusion admitted. That’s the old college try.
Friday Fun: In Honor of Buddy Lynn
My beloved son Buddy was a little left of Karl Marx. Paradoxically, he distrusted government.
Well, my love, this one’s for you:
Will UA Board of Trustees’ Ashley Caldwell Take Us Down?

What effect will the newest member of the Board of the University of Arkansas System have on litigation against the Board and UAMS?
“Ashley Caldwell is the senior director of strategic accounts at Embecta Corp., where she leads retail, marketing and distribution partnerships to deliver healthcare solutions in the diabetes industry.” This is quoted from the university website, under the board members’ profile page.
I don’t know how long Ms. Caldwell has been working for Embecta or her role in the stock plummeting to less than a quarter of its price over the last five years. And I don’t know how much business is transacted between the company and UAMS. But I will find out and let y’all know.
University Board Contends Treatment Without Consent Or Court Order Is Constitutional
In support of its motion to dismiss a lawsuit, the Board of Trustees of the University of Arkansas Little Rock stated:
“Plaintiffs seem to argue that by merely stating they seek only equitable relief from the Board to prevent future action that in their opinion is ‘illegal, unconstitutional and ultra vires,’ then the State’s sovereign immunity is not applicable. However, Plaintiffs’ ultra vires proclamation does not make it so. Plaintiffs disagree with the medical care that Plaintiff Lynn received and have now
launched an attack on 81 current and former employees.”
The plaintiffs complained that the patient refused treatment. When he tried to leave, the 81 current and former employees doused him with fentanyl – against his will – benzodiazepines – against his will – anti-psychotics- against his will – catheterized his penis three times – against his will – bound him to railings naked – against his will – forced him to defecate in a bedpan, despite his pleas to use a toilet – against his will – starved him – against his will – dehydrated him – against his will – tackled him repeatedly when he tried to escape and disrupted the oscillator chain in his left ear, causing deafness in that ear.
There was no petition filed for court approval of the two-week imprisonment and non-consensual conduct.
But the Board of Trustees argues that condoning the conduct of the 81 employees is acting in good faith.
These are the individuals, appointed to oversee the operation of all UALR programs, including UAMS Medical Center:
Randy Lawson, chair
Steve Cox, vice chair
Ed Fryar, secretary
Kevin Crass, assistant secretary
Ted Dickey
Jeremy Wilson
Nathaniel Todd
Scott Ford
Judd Deere
Ashley Caldwell
Is Forced Catheterization “Rape”?
I’m not an attorney—just a law student—but here’s my take.
Forced catheterization is not rape. It is battery.
That distinction matters legally, even if it doesn’t make the experience any less invasive or traumatic. Battery is an intentional, non-consensual touching. A catheter is a physical intrusion. That fits squarely within traditional tort doctrine.
Some have argued that the patient’s drug use—cannabinoids, methamphetamine, amphetamine, and benzodiazepines—made him incapable of rational decision-making. But in Arkansas, physicians generally must seek court authorization before overriding a competent adult’s autonomy for non-emergency physical treatment. A 72-hour psychiatric hold allows providers to detain and evaluate a patient, not to perform any procedure they wish with impunity. And Mr. Hurst was released after only a few hours, not held under a full 72-hour commitment.
Procedurally, Hurst made several mistakes that the defense and the court were quick to exploit. He framed his claim under 42 U.S.C. § 1983, which applies only to actions taken under color of state law. Private hospitals and staff are not automatically state actors, so that theory was not going to work in Hurst.
There is also no indication that Hurst sought production of the emergency room surveillance footage. If such video existed and had been preserved, it could have provided objective evidence of what occurred. At the summary-judgment stage, however, a plaintiff’s sworn testimony describing specific physical acts is typically enough to create a genuine dispute of material fact. The absence of corroborating video should not automatically end the case.
Eventually, Hurst appeared to recognize the real issue: forced catheterization is a question of medical battery, not rape. Some jurisdictions define rape in ways that exclude penile penetration, which makes the battery theory not only more accurate but more legally viable.
Hurst attempted to amend his complaint to reflect that shift. According to Judge Timothy L. Brooks, the amendment was untimely and would have been futile in any event because no § 1983 liability attached to the defendants’ conduct. The court characterized the proposed amendment as merely relabeling the same facts—from “rape” to “medical battery”—without curing the jurisdictional problem.
In other words, Hurst discussed tort concepts but never clearly moved to assert a state-law battery claim in a way that satisfied procedural rules. In litigation, that kind of technical omission can be fatal. Courts are not required to rewrite pleadings for a party just because the underlying facts might fit a different cause of action or reason to dismiss.
It is done; but usually not to benefit a pro se litigant.
Magic words aren’t supposed to matter in modern pleading. But sometimes it feels like if you don’t say abracadabra in exactly the right format, your case disappears anyway.
Does University Counsel Let AI Write Her Briefs?
The attorney for the Board of Trustees of the University of Arkansas and UAMS, Sherri Robinson, supposedly wrote a brief in support of a motion to dismiss. Read the opposition written by two pro se plaintiffs who are not attorneys. Apparently, the licensed attorney either did not read the caselaw she cited or decided not to tell the court the truth.
The University’s brief follows. It is unbelievable that this shlock would be filed by a $ 160,000-per-year public employee. But seeing is believing.