Does Black’s Law Dictionary Define “Bitch”?
Don’t expect too much from this post.
I slept a whopping 5 hours last night. This federal judge in California, Linda Lopez, gave me more needless work and I know if I didn’t spend the entire morning writing, she would order me to pay another $60,000 or so in attorney fees to my adversaries who hired $450 per hour attorneys to take on a self-represented litigant.
Really, with the idiotic rulings issued by the likes of Judge Linda Lopez and her blond twin Judge Susan Kaye Weaver in Arkansas, a sleazy litigant could get away with hiring a bozo like William Zac White and still win.
Lopez and Weaver are flip sides of the same coin… A Democrat and a Republican hypocrite.
Both are evil, unethical, conniving. Both will steal from the poor to give to their friends. I haven’t looked it up, but figure that to be the definition in Black’s Law of —-
Oh, do you want to read the documents I wrote while in a zombie like state? Here they are, your FREE Docs of the Day.
Judge Janis L. Sammartino’s Dishonest Statements Reiterated by Appellate Brief
The Doc of the Day is my Informal Reply Brief in a case that was originally presided over by Federal District Judge Janis L. Sammartino. The case was transferred to Judge Todd W. Robinson, and then passed off to Judge Linda Lopez. The subsequent judges failed to correct Judge Sammartino’s errors on reconsideration.
Enjoy reading the FREE document.
This is not legal advice. I am not an attorney.
In fact, I hope to find an attorney to represent me if the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals remands with instructions to give me leave to amend or proceed to discovery. That way my attorney can file the derivative claims against the attorneys who gave dual representation to the LLC and parties who had conflicting interests.
Contact me at bohemian_books@yahoo.com.
Is Judge Linda Lopez Any Better Than A Mafia Thug? No.
I filed the following opposition yesterday, setting up for an appeal of a punitive fee shifting judgment in Federal District Court for the Southern District of California.
The format doesn’t transfer well, and I am up against another big deadline on a different case. Sorry.
The pdf is posted at the bottom with a pdf you can download of the accompanying brief.
Judges decide what the legislature meant when it authorizes an award of “reasonable attorney fees”. Precedence is to use a supply and demand standard and call it the “prevailing rate”. The judges decide that lawyers can charge $460 per hour and still drum up enough business to keep all lawyers busy.
Of course, this is a fallacy. No one would hire the lawyers if the judges didn’t force them to. Most lawyers would be out of work if it was up to We the People.
TO: THE COURT AND ALL PARTIES OF RECORD:
I, Laura Lynn Hammett (“Plaintiff”), for this Plaintiff’s Opposition to Defendants
Ellis Roy Stern, Alan G. Goldberg and Stern & Goldberg’s (together “S & G”) Combined
Motion for Attorney’ Fees (ECF No. 271) state:
The Court issued an order (ECF No. 284) on my ex parte motion to strike S & G’s
motion for attorney fees (ECF No. 282).
The Court’s opinion, inter alia: “This Court’s prior orders already determined that the
S&G Defendants and MKZ Defendants were prevailing parties, based on the Court’s
analysis under Coltrain v. Shewalter, 66 Cal. App. 4th 94 (1998), and awarded fees to the
Attorney Defendants for expenses incurred up to the Court’s initial order granting fees.
See ECF Nos. 111 at 48; 266 at 9-10. In other words, the substance of the present fee
motions is not whether Plaintiff’s claims against the Attorney Defendants was barred by
the anti-SLAPP statute or whether an award of fees is mandatory under that statute, but
whether the fees sought by the Attorney Defendants is reasonable.”
The Court is wrong again. The “law of the case” is not controlling where it is a clear
error, such as here. The law of the case is not controlling where the judge who wrote it
appeared to have a bias and should have recused. The law of the case is not controlling
before it is affirmed by the Court of Appeals.
Therefore, I am reasserting my previous arguments against awarding any attorney fees
pursuant to Cal. Code Civ. Proc. Sec. 425.16(C)(1) in order to preserve the arguments for
appeal.
My repeated arguments:
- The Court appeared to have a bias and retaliated against me for complaining about
clerk “JPP” altering the docket, then altering it back without indication on the
docket after I told him I had a copy of the unaltered version. Until she was recused,
which never happened, the proceedings were tainted. - The derivative cause of action for legal malpractice arising from S & G’s dual
representation of Silver Strand Plaza, LLC (“SSP”) and individual members of SSP
and all proceedings based on it that cause of action are null and void because I filed
on behalf of a limited liability company. - Neither cause of action against S & G was Strategic Litigation Against Public
Participation (“SLAPP”), therefore failing the first prong of the anti-SLAPP test. - The “voluntary dismissal” was mandated. That is why I dismissed the causes and
there can therefore be no presumption that S & G was the prevailing party. - The denial of leave to hire an attorney on limited scope made equal protection for
me impossible because I am not a net-worth-elite person. The Southern District of
California is split from other districts in the Circuit and throughout the country.
The result of having no mechanism to retain limited scope representation is to
render the “anti-SLAPP” statute, Cal. Code Civ. Proc. Sec. 425.16(C)(1)
unconstitutional as applied in the Southern District of California. (A notice
pursuant to FRCP 5.1 will be filed and served with a copy of these papers promptly
on the Attorney General of the State of California by certified mail or
electronically.)
I am adding argument pursuant to intervening-change-in-law that was issued October
20, 2022, Wakefield v. ViSalus, Inc., 2022 WL 11530386 United States Court of Appeals,
Ninth Circuit, that questions the constitutionality of awarding an oppressive award, even
if mandated by statute.
The aggregate attorney fee awards against me are unreasonable, oppressive and
violate my Constitutional rights, and therefore, if not reversed should be reduced
drastically.
I am asking this Court to deny any further attorney fees to S & G and will ask the
Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals to reverse the prior orders which were based on clear
error.
This opposition is based on this Plaintiff’s Opposition to Defendants Ellis Roy Stern,
Alan G. Goldberg and Stern & Goldberg’s Combined Motion for Attorney’ Fees, the
accompanying Brief Memorandum of Points and Authorities, the Affidavit of Laura Lynn
Hammett, as well as the pleadings and papers filed herein, and any oral argument
presented at the time of hearing, should the Court desire oral argument.
Respectfully submitted,