Downloadable File Stamped Court Crap

This is NOT legal advice.

Heck, sometimes judges like Billy Roy Wilson in the Eastern District of Arkansas would dismiss my case or deny my motion without waiting for a response from my opponent. (Billy Roy Wilson is his real name. If I was being snarky, I would have called him Billy Bob.)

Before I attained pauper status, maybe because of it, I paid $800 per month for a Westlaw subscription.

(Hint: You can visit a law library and use its subscription for free. The internal search engine is fantastic. Once you find the documents you want to study and cite, you can email them to yourself by clicking a button and typing your email address. The only disadvantage to this is you need to drive there during normal hours and I don’t suggest wearing your robe or a towel turban on your head.)

I used to email my documents to Westlaw at west.briefsandtrialdocsubmissions@thomson.com to the Content Specialist. I haven’t tried this since letting my subscription lapse.

Usually, they wrote back. “Thank you for your submission.  The document will be loaded to Westlaw within 3 business days.  We appreciate your contributions to our database.”

I knew I was on Santa’s naughty list when they wrote, “Thank you for your submission.  We will consider adding your document to our database.”

Here are two accepted documents, a motion to disqualify Judge Janis L. Sammartino and an affidavit in support. Enjoy the read.

It is usually a pleasure to hear from my readers. Especially if you have some dirt about judicial officers you want to share. I honor requests for confidentiality or to protect my sources. Bohemian_books@yahoo.com