Our response without the file stamp is posted below.

SPOILER ALERT! The UAMS Doctor was whining because our summons just told him the time he had to “respond” and he asserted that it had to say the time allowed to “respond and defend.”

So, we used a lot of words to explain why he is wrong, then attached an exhibit. It is a summons that UAMS used successfully in a debt collection case, and it is the exact form we used.

Here’s another fun set. Nurse Britney Beumeler claims that treating a patient who did not consent is nothing worth filing a lawsuit over. Then she called the patient’s attempts to escape “attempts to elope.” And she wants to know why we are getting our underwear all in a bunch, just because she ordered that he be fed divalproex enteric coated tablet 500 mg [Depakote]. She wants more detail, like listing all the drugs she forced on the patient and her part in catheterizing him against his will.

Be careful of what you ask for, Nurse Britney Beumeler.